slaive:

when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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fuckmestupid:

FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING DID IT

riesshistoria:

are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals

satanstrousers:

It’s 2 am, my first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood.

thebestofallpossible:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

guarding our galaxy

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

beesmygod:

phoenixface:

have a wonderful autumn season

its the great pumpkin, charlie brown

beesmygod:

phoenixface:

have a wonderful autumn season

its the great pumpkin, charlie brown

neptunain:

sorry boys, but I already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested

kediil-eperu:

ursulavernon:

Great. Now I have a totally new thing to worry about.

How even the what what

kediil-eperu:

ursulavernon:

Great. Now I have a totally new thing to worry about.

How even the what what