procrastinationisavirtue:

in which the movie spiderman accurately represents comic book spiderman in sarcasm levels.

magicul:

do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah

molotovriot:

space-tart:

astro-stoner:

hohokev:

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

Fun fact! Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you….

forgotn1:

crazymustachemangos:

foodluxury:

definitionofdisney:

notorious-posts:

relatableposts:

Here are some great underrated gems currently streaming on Netflix, you should check them out.

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Bless this post, finally something new to watch!

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YESS! I’ve been waiting for this.

Saving this for future use :-)

Time to tumble and watch some movies!

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NUMBER FOUR THO I LOVE THT

I’ve seen numbers 3, 7, and 8 on that list and they were all great.

strongerthanthestory21:

Do you ever get to a part of the book where you get so angry with the main character because he just did something you specifically asked him not to do and now you’re going to have to sit there and watch as he tries to deal with all of the problems that his mistake brought about when, if he had just listened to you in the first place, it would have all been fine?

  • her: come over
  • me: i can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap
  • her: my parents aren't home
  • me: he is ASLEEP
ablogimadewheniwasfifteen:

awakewithwolves-teeth:

loony-bird:

srslynikki:

“Watercolor” Tattoo.
I can just feel that this person is a dedicated artist. 
It’s so fucking beautiful and if you think it looks like a “mess” then…open your eyes.


Jesus fucking holy wow

reblogging again because I didn’t know it was a tattoo the first time. i REALLY like this idea

ablogimadewheniwasfifteen:

awakewithwolves-teeth:

loony-bird:

srslynikki:

“Watercolor” Tattoo.

I can just feel that this person is a dedicated artist. 

It’s so fucking beautiful and if you think it looks like a “mess” then…open your eyes.

Jesus fucking holy wow

reblogging again because I didn’t know it was a tattoo the first time. 
i REALLY like this idea

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

crazytezza:

theravenchilde:

cherabby:

"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"

Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go

#basically the plot of x-men

#literally the plot of x-men 

arepeegee:

when somebody whos generally nice gets upset over the smallest thing then its probably because theyre fed up of getting walked all over all the time and having their feelings and belongings disregarded by other people so next time someone flips their shit because you took a piece of their food without asking or wore a piece of their clothing without permission you should probably apologise instead of saying they have a short temper or theyre too dramatic

ladyhistory:

Even more captioned adventures of George Washington.

PART I | PART II | PART III | PART IV

  • me: watching tv show
  • me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
  • me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat

jenniferjamboree:

my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class

izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies