• her: come over
  • me: i can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap
  • her: my parents aren't home
  • me: he is ASLEEP
ablogimadewheniwasfifteen:

awakewithwolves-teeth:

loony-bird:

srslynikki:

“Watercolor” Tattoo.
I can just feel that this person is a dedicated artist. 
It’s so fucking beautiful and if you think it looks like a “mess” then…open your eyes.


Jesus fucking holy wow

reblogging again because I didn’t know it was a tattoo the first time. i REALLY like this idea

ablogimadewheniwasfifteen:

awakewithwolves-teeth:

loony-bird:

srslynikki:

“Watercolor” Tattoo.

I can just feel that this person is a dedicated artist. 

It’s so fucking beautiful and if you think it looks like a “mess” then…open your eyes.

Jesus fucking holy wow

reblogging again because I didn’t know it was a tattoo the first time. 
i REALLY like this idea

sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

crazytezza:

theravenchilde:

cherabby:

"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"

Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go

#basically the plot of x-men

#literally the plot of x-men 

arepeegee:

when somebody whos generally nice gets upset over the smallest thing then its probably because theyre fed up of getting walked all over all the time and having their feelings and belongings disregarded by other people so next time someone flips their shit because you took a piece of their food without asking or wore a piece of their clothing without permission you should probably apologise instead of saying they have a short temper or theyre too dramatic

ladyhistory:

Even more captioned adventures of George Washington.

PART I | PART II | PART III | PART IV

  • me: watching tv show
  • me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
  • me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat

jenniferjamboree:

my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class

izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies

bucchanan:

A kingdom of isolation, and it looks like, I’m the bee.

bucchanan:

A kingdom of isolation, and it looks like, I’m the bee.

loungezombie:

singingtowers:

SORRY

I KNEW WHAT IT WAS BEFORE I HIT PLAY

evanthedj:

alltimesmoshstickz:

so this just happened

omg read it to the tune of the song

evanthedj:

alltimesmoshstickz:

so this just happened

omg read it to the tune of the song

i-really-doughnut-like-you:

ruinedchildhood:

Remember the time Squidward thought Sponge Bob was coming out.

I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS as a child and oh my god